Dorthy Doornail

Artists : Dark Lotus : Dorthy Doornail

I was skipping down the block
when I heard some moaning
It was Dorothy she said
she needed some loving
Who the fuck was I to say no?
I took her to the crib,
popped in that one movie Ghost
And it was on, my clothes got to pealing
It was sexual healing, but with no feeling
I was sticking my dick into thin air
And right when I busted,
Dorothy disappeared

When I met her it was January,
middle of winter
I was alone up in my attic
where nobody could hear her
It was just a cold gust of wind,
I felt somebody pass through me
When I opened up my eyes,
my only love appeared to me
Long hair, and she was bald in spots
And her skin was just as soft as a parking lot
And it was love at first sight
I’d never seen her again
And to this day I’m in my attic
waiting on my girlfriend

Baby, I’m dead but I need you
I’m buried right here,
and I’ll never leave you

(Baby) She’s deader then a doornail,
looking for love
Doornail Dorothy was
the neighborhood ghost.
(2x)

I started blowing her up
with séance after séance
It’s my turn, Violent J, to get in them pants
We went for ice cream
but we almost got arrested
“Look he’s got a dead body
and he’s over there molesting it”
I had to throw her in the trunk
and take her to the crib
Cause motherfuckers always trippin,
they need their money shit
We made love, rigor mortis set
and my dick got stuck
But we didn’t give a fuck
Hold me forever tight Dorothy

I once met this chick,
I believe her name was Dorothy
She had a banging body but
her skin was kind of corpsey
I took her on a blind date,
except this bitch was dead
I met her through my homie,
guess he found her in his basement
I really didn’t mind cause
at the time I’ kind of lonely
Even though she’s dead,
I only need someone to hold me
Was it a wise choice? Only time will tell.
But I had to fuckin leave
cause she was deader then a doornail.

Baby, I’m dead but I need you
I’m buried right here,
and I’ll never leave you

(Baby) She’s deader then a doornail,
looking for love
Doornail Dorothy was
the neighborhood ghost.
(2x)

She was looking like a squater
but she was a little hotter
Then the average homeless bitch
with the holes in the sweatshirt
Showing off a nipple ring scars and all
But the party don’t stop
until she loses her bra
Panties are next to come, Oh Double F
But her sugar ain’t as tight
as that hole in her neck
She don’t need respect,
she just needs some dick
And me and the Lotus steady
in and out of that ghastly shit.

We hooked up at a block party
That’s the point where I remember
Sneaking into her house
to smoke a couple joints
I smoked my light in there
She was hanging by surprise
With her fuck me boots,
giving me the fuck me eyes
I took the ropes off,
and bent her right over the washer
I took a little time cause
body parts kept falling off her
I banged her fuckin neden
until her head fell off
Picked it right back up so
I could bust in her mouth.

Baby, I’m dead but I need you
I’m buried right here,
and I’ll never leave you

(Baby) She’s deader then a doornail,
looking for love
Doornail Dorothy was
the neighborhood ghost.
(2x)

Baby, I’m dead but I need you
I’m buried right here, and I’ll never leave you
Baby
Baby