BERDZAR

Artists : Lemonadestand : BERDZAR

I saw you for the first time, drinking with Cleave at a bar
For a while I bided time, drinking you in from afar
After a year and 2 days, I finally talked to you
So kind in so many ways, you stoked my ardor anew
Can't stand myself - without your help
I'd do anything
For you I'd learn Cantonese
To make you my girlfriend
I'd ride a flying trapeze
I'd eat 2 pounds of kimchee
I'd watch all of Meatballs III
I'd bathe in hot, melted cheese
I'd give away all my keys
Listen to John Tesh CD's
Begging on my hands and knees
You act respectful towards me, even though I'm a cretin
Somehow I must make you see, the kind of state that I'm in
I'll do whatever it takes, stop acting so immature
You're as cute as Phoebe Cates, cagey as Margaret Thatcher
Can't stand myself - without your help
I'd do anything
To make you my girlfriend
Wish I was Cleave
Wish I was Cleave