Loser At Life / Loser At Death

Artists : SNFU : Loser At Life / Loser At Death

Frustrated kid hated life, Tried to end it with a butter knife
Didn't work, blade too dull
So he hammered nails into his shull

Loser at life
Fumbled suicide attempts
Loser at death
What form of death will he cheat next?
Loser at life
Easy come but no easy go
Loser at death

Still no luck, head too thick
So he swallowed Draino but just got sick
Stepped into a speeding car

Several brusies, broken arm
So he lit himself into flames
What d'ya know? It went and rained
Threw himself off the bridge
But it was the road he missed
So he pointed a gun to his head
Big surprise! Still not dead
He died one night in irony
When his cat crawled on his face and went to sleep