Weird Al Show Theme

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Oh this is a story
Bout a guy named Al
And he lived in the sewers
With his hamster pal
But the sanitation workers
Didn't really approve
So he packed up his accordian
And had to move
To a city in Ohio
Where he lived in a tree
And worked in a nasal
Decongestant factory
And he played on the
Company bowling team
And every single night
He had a strange recurring dream
That he was wearing Lederhosen
In a vat of sour cream
But that's not really important to the story.
Well the very next year
He met a dental hygenist
With a spatula tattooed on her arm
But he didn't keep in touch
And he lost her number
And he got himself a job
On a tater - tot farm
And he spent his life savings
On a split level cave
20 miles below the surface of the earth
And he really makes a mighty fine
Jellybean and pickle sandwich
For what it's worth.
Then one day Al was in the forest
Trying to get a tan
And he heard the tortured screaming
Of a funny little man
Who was caught in a bear trap
And Al set him free
And the guy that he rescued
Was as grateful as could be
And it turned out he's a big shot
Producer on TV
So he gave Al a contract
And whaddya know?
Now he's got his very own
WEIRD AL SHOW!