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The Night Santa Went Crazy
Artists : Weird Al Yankovic : The Night Santa Went Crazy
Down in the workshop
All the elves were making toys
For the good gentile girls
And the good gentile boys.
Then the boss busted in
Nearly scared them half to death
He had a rifle in his hand
And cheap whiskey on his breath.
From his beard to his boots
He was covered in ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled
Yultide Rambo.
And he smiled as he said
With a twinkle in his eye
Merry Christmas to all
Now you're all gonna die!!!
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nickolas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he's tired of getting jipped.
Well the workshop is gone now
He decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces
Of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers
And he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph
Into reindeer sausage!
He got Dancer and Prancer
With an old german luger
And he slashed up Dasher
Just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower
And barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite
And said tastes just like chicken!
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nickolas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he's tired of getting jipped.
It's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the eyewitness news
And helicopters circlin' round in the sky
And the bullet's are flyin'
The bodycount's risen'
And everyone's dying to know
Oh Santa why? My my my my my my
You used to be such a Jolly Guy.
Yes dear Virginia
Now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison
For his infamous crime
Now little friend
Don't cry no more tears
He'll be out on good behavior
in 700 more years!
Now Donner's in therapy
And Vixen's still nervous
And the Elves all got jobs
Workin' for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause
She on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiatin' the movie rights.
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nickolas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he's tired of getting jipped.
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nickolas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he's tired of getting jipped.
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