Lipstick

Artists : Guttermouth : Lipstick

On a tuesday afternoon my mom
came in my room and said
"get the fuck up out of bed
and get a god damn job".
So I told her "hey .. hey fuck you mom!"
And I threw the phone at her head.
But I missed and hit her in the snatch.
So I slammed the door in her face.
"Don't ever bardge in my room or
i'll kick your ass, and call the cops,
and tell them I'm abused.
And you'll wind up in jail,
while I snowboard in Vail,
no one to post your bail.
Cause Daddy loves me more.
He says that you're a ...

You're worthless, your lazy.
You're stupid, a little over weight.
Now give me twenty bucks.
Mommy, you're so worthless, you're lazy.
You're stupid, a little over weight.
Now give me twenty bucks ...
No, make it fifty bucks ...

Now mom writes me letters,
I write "return to sender".
Let her rot there in her cell.
I watched the dogs mate on her bed.
Sorry mom, I had to pawn
the china, silvery, and all your jewelry.
I had to eat and
rent a bunch of prostitutes like you.

No, make it sixty bucks,
make it seventy-five.
Why don't you just give me
your whole god damn purse?
I hope you're having fun
rotting in jail, maybe i'll
come visit you.
Nah.