I want cheese but
I can't digest the shit.
I'm on a leave in
the middle of Washington.
These are some
of the things I can't eat.
It's yogurt, milk, and cheese
that makes me shit.
I can not not not have nothing.
But when I eat dairy my bowels do flow.
Uh-oh, I think I shit myself (ohhh!)
I had some ice cream and...
I'll be back, I'm goin' to the can!
He cannot digest the lactose.
These are just the facts