Bran's Freestyle (Chinese Freestyle)

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Who wants to taste my general tso...
you want to taste my general tso?
I'm-a give it to you now
Who like my chopstick?
hit you when I shit with
my little-ass dick. Yellow.
If you wanna see me eat Jell-O.
I never seen nothin' like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me.
I can kick you way up into a tree.
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea?
Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi.
Everybody in the phone book
name Chang, wanna see my wang?
Neva Good God hit the
gong with a bang. WAAA?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball
but that's not right not in real life
You will fall down and break a leg.
Everybody wanna see me break a leg?
Well I don't but I like
fried rice and I got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice.
that ain't nice. Four for the cookie,
I only touch it twice.
Delivery is free but not from me
I only swallow dolla fifty.
fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA?
Hit you with the lang. HAI YA!
War when I hit you with the shit do a split
Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu.
Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah!
Wai-lo hit you with the hay,
Stay the fuck away Hit you in the balls.
Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you,
I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take
a piss, in my bathroom spy on you
while your little boy shits
WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint,
that's fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least
from me Ching Chang Chewie.
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong.
I just smoked a bong
and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong.
I can get you and tackle you
take you never see me,
When I get you and make you.
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage.
Poke you with a little stick till you page
your buddies to come napalm me.
God damn that shit burned
blew away my whole city.
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin.
God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye.
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where
the yellow shit begins HAI YA
Can't be tamed.
I got shit to control your brain
and it's called Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main.
So come on in baby and
have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
No wok tow ung di day
HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
huhhhuhu huh