1-2-3 Slam

Artists : Guttermouth : 1-2-3 Slam

okay, here's the story about my mom and dad
one was white, one was black,
i bet you think you're glad.
i'm a half breed, just look at me,
my skin is fair yet tan
i don't know what the hell i'm on
so 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!

kinky hair when i wake up,
straight when i go to bed.
my dad speaks jive talk to me,
don't know what he just said.
my mother she's a honkey,
my dad's kentucky fried.
i don't know what the hell i'm on
so 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!

back at home it's black eyed peas
with a pot roast on the side.
it's hot dogs on friday nights,
the chicken's country fried.
my dad says "yo boy pass the peas!"
my mom says pass the squash.
i need something to ease the pain
so i'll go downtown and get some downers.

whoa, man, i'm a little bit slow
but i've got to get up somehow
got no money, just a good idea.
let me tell you how,
i'll steal my parents credit cards,
oh yes i'll rip them off.
i'll go downtown to where dad works
and get myself some cocaine.

now i'm high, and i'm not shy
i'll get it off my chest
my mom is white,
she thinks she's right
she thinks that she's the best
my dad is just a negro,
he's not one to play golf
i don't know what the hell i am
so1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!